My boobs look HUGE. 😳 so does the pimple on my forehead (Richard).

My boobs look HUGE. 😳 so does the pimple on my forehead (Richard).


i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

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finessinwithfleitzer:

I can’t get this song out of my head ever since I heard it on #OITNB.

As a side note, I can’t believe I fall into the category of a Netflix junkie. #loserstatusforreal #ishouldprobablygoreadabook

Danggg, Fleitzer. What a voice!


fiftyshadesthemovie:

Tomorrow the Trailer Arrives! #FiftyShades

fiftyshadesthemovie:

Tomorrow the Trailer Arrives! #FiftyShades


gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

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Q
Do you miss me? Because I miss being your good friend, it makes me sad when I reminisce to old times and realize now that you've got new and i guess better friends. I see you still kept some of your old friends, but I guess I wasn't good enough to stay in your circle. =\ Have a good day, old friend.
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I guess lol. I don’t have a ‘circle’, just people I know who keep it real. Name one memory we’ve shared.


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Not a day goes by when I don’t think about my sweet boy. Sometimes I come home wishing you’re waiting for me when I open the door. Whenever it’s raining, I don’t hear scratches on my door anymore and before that was annoying, but now I miss it so much. 

It’s already been three weeks and I know it’s stupid to cry over a dog but he was my son, my baby, best friend. I’ve never grown an attachment like this for any other dog. Five years of friendship you’ve given me and I hope you enjoyed my company as I, you. You’ll always have a special place in my heart and the memories I’ve shared with you, I will cherish forever. Mama misses you, Pookie.

Not a day goes by when I don’t think about my sweet boy. Sometimes I come home wishing you’re waiting for me when I open the door. Whenever it’s raining, I don’t hear scratches on my door anymore and before that was annoying, but now I miss it so much.

It’s already been three weeks and I know it’s stupid to cry over a dog but he was my son, my baby, best friend. I’ve never grown an attachment like this for any other dog. Five years of friendship you’ve given me and I hope you enjoyed my company as I, you. You’ll always have a special place in my heart and the memories I’ve shared with you, I will cherish forever. Mama misses you, Pookie.


spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world

#that article is bullshit #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.


I’d kill to look like Scarlett 😍😍

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world

#that article is bullshit #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

I’d kill to look like Scarlett 😍😍

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shitdiplosays:

TENNIS COURT - LORDE (DIPLO REMIX)

I’D FUCK WITH IT


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