Watch —> Nick Offerman’s Shower Thoughts

Nick Offerman is a wise man that often contemplates life while gently stroking his mustache. Prepare to reevaluate everything you know in life as he rattles off some of the more genius musings found on Reddit’s r/showerthoughts thread.

Forget the big questions and revelations like “what happens after death?” and “1/5 of all people in the world are on social media,” Offerman’s digging up true mind blowers. Like the fact that your right hand has never touched your right elbow. *BOOM!*

Better check the back of your head, cuz it’s likely your mind was just blown out of it. 

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Grandtheft - Mobbin’ (feat. Hedspin)

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TurboRoo, a chihuahua born without its front legs, was given a 3D printed cart made by San Diego firm 3dyn so he could train to be a service dog for disabled children.

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Estate Planning 101

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i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop

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how many times do i have to reblog you before you notice i wanna talk to you

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Yao Ming — Houston Rockets

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have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love


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if only i could lose weight like i lose friends

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